July show

July show

July will be our joke show, to get everyone in the mood I thought I would share a joke that didn’t make the cut…

A farmer had a huge watermelon patch that produced a good crop. His only problem was that people kept sneaking into his field and stealing his watermelons. To solve the problem the farmer decided to get a dog to watch over his fields. So he went to see the breeder to get the right dog for his need. The farmer bought the dog and put him to work. In no time the farmer’s crop losses were minimized. However there was a problem with the dog. The farmer called the breeder out to the farm so he could show him the issue; “look, he runs around the border of the field then suddenly stops and begins to whine.” The breeder was indignant “well you did ask for a melon collie!”

Be sure to tune in Thursday July 2, 2015 at 7:30 p.m. CST, the jokes really do get better!

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